What the hell’s going on around here
Well now where to start
Let’s see who’s the SURVIVOR
As BIG BROTHER watches JOE MILLIONAIRE
Pick the BACHELORETTE of his dreams
To be the next APPRENTICE and who’s
Not fired up over the INFERNO
That’s got the REAL WORLD
Ready to be the NEXT CONTENDER
To PIMP MY RIDE with the help
Of some MOTOR MOUTH
Who doesn’t know the rules of the road
Or was that ROAD RULES
Either way some JACK ASS will pull a stunt
And viola VIVA LA BAM im MAKING THE BAND
So I can BATTLE FOR OZ FEST
Man it is one SURREAL LIFE we live
With the STRANGE LOVE shared by the
OSBOURNE’S
As the NEWLYWEDS watch the WILD BOYZ
That ASHLEY’S SHOW seems to draw
Maybe the SIMPLE LIFE is just better
AVERAGE JOE don’t know he’s got it MADE
Cause were all DRAWN TOGETHER to see some
PUNK’D out MAD MAD HOUSE on CRIBS
Or some SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN
That those fabulous GASTNEU GIRLS can’t stop talking
about
Just who is AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL
Must be some AMERICAN IDOL
Who will someday be KING OF THE JUNGLE
It’s always an AMAZING RACE when the DOG
Chases down the honesty impaired
As the war for hair gel wages on
Who knew GROWING UP GOTTI
Would be so tough
Will they use SCARE TACTICS or
The FEAR FACTOR
To see who’s the BIGGEST LOSER
In the CELEBRITY FIT CLUB
Reality woe’s heros and ho’s
As everyday another drama unfolds
Stranger than fiction larger than life
Icons to idiots
All in the reality spotlight.
